OMG HILARIOUS!!

lol i dno if ne of u hav read da metro 2day but ders 1 story dat i jus found too funni...i cudnt stop laughin n i had tears cumin outta my eyes!!

Mother's loos birth [Wednesday, July 12, 2006]
A mother gave her baby a very early bath ' giving birth straight into the toilet.
Candy Shepherd, 32, went to the loo after being told by hospital staff she was in for a long labour.
But her third child, Holly Skidmore (that's the father's surname...), appeared in a hurry and landed in the toilet bowl at St Richard's Hospital, Chichester, West Sussex.
'I felt an almighty surge and she came flying out head first right down into the water,' said Ms Shepherd. My husband grabbed her by the feet and pulled her out.'

i kno its rude 2 laugh but i tink its funni...lol

so its my 1st wk of summa hols :D n so far bin bz lol...satday was wkin, sunday was chillin at hm n watchin footy!! omg zidane's headbutt was sooo wkd!! n da stupid italians won afta dat guy cussd his mum!! but am glad he won man of da world cup...he well buff n he retirin so he deserved it lol aww luv him tho, gr8 footballer!! hehe ZZ / zizou...monday was tidyin da hse n helpin my mum in da kitchen cook..i made sum curry n stuff..tues went 2 wk in da mornin, gt da bus hm n went 2 sleep in da arvo lol was tooo tired!! n 2day i bin helpin my mum agen in da kitchen n den tidied my room a bit..

n dats bout it 4 now....got loadsa weddins cumin up n an open day on friday so will type more l8r..
xxx