OMG HILARIOUS!!

lol i dno if ne of u hav read da metro 2day but ders 1 story dat i jus found too funni...i cudnt stop laughin n i had tears cumin outta my eyes!!

Mother's loos birth [Wednesday, July 12, 2006]
A mother gave her baby a very early bath ' giving birth straight into the toilet.
Candy Shepherd, 32, went to the loo after being told by hospital staff she was in for a long labour.
But her third child, Holly Skidmore (that's the father's surname...), appeared in a hurry and landed in the toilet bowl at St Richard's Hospital, Chichester, West Sussex.
'I felt an almighty surge and she came flying out head first right down into the water,' said Ms Shepherd. My husband grabbed her by the feet and pulled her out.'

i kno its rude 2 laugh but i tink its funni...lol

so its my 1st wk of summa hols :D n so far bin bz lol...satday was wkin, sunday was chillin at hm n watchin footy!! omg zidane's headbutt was sooo wkd!! n da stupid italians won afta dat guy cussd his mum!! but am glad he won man of da world cup...he well buff n he retirin so he deserved it lol aww luv him tho, gr8 footballer!! hehe ZZ / zizou...monday was tidyin da hse n helpin my mum in da kitchen cook..i made sum curry n stuff..tues went 2 wk in da mornin, gt da bus hm n went 2 sleep in da arvo lol was tooo tired!! n 2day i bin helpin my mum agen in da kitchen n den tidied my room a bit..

n dats bout it 4 now....got loadsa weddins cumin up n an open day on friday so will type more l8r..
xxx

Hijabi Day Out...

...to Pizza Hut in HARROW!!! hehe

so i'll keep u in suspense while i tell u bout ova tings n den our trip...so on wed was my parents anniversary...we went 2 my nanima's house with a cake n persuaded my nanabapa 2 cum n sit with us 2 take pix..he was sooo happi wen we told him wot it was 4 n dat we had a cake..u c my sis took a cake 2 deir house 4 my uncles bday n it was chocolate but he dont lyk choc so told her not 2 bring agen..but da nxt tym we went she 4got n took anova choc cake...BUT this tym we took a nyc plain cake wit strawberry in da middle...yummy!!

da cake >>

da pic on da cake >>

i feel lyk im menna say sumtin or i wanna but i cant memba wot..its soo irritatin!

well we out of da worldcup as every1 knows lol but i want france 2 win now...i mean zidane is jus gorgeous n he retirin so gta win it 4 him! italy a gd team 2 but i luv france lol..i feel dred 4 ronaldo lol cos every1 was booin him in da game wen he gt da ball..i mean i know wot he did was wrong ryt but it musta bin sooo off puttin..n omg da germany-italy game was jus awsome! i mean WOW! dat was soo wkd scorin in da last 2 min! sik man...i thort dey were showin a replay of da 1st goal n den realised it was anova goal lol dumb or wot...

omg lol thurs was jkz...we gt let outa class lyk 5/10 min early yea so saw navid, helmand n khadz near da square n so walkd wit dem 2 da bus stop lol dey r such jokaz!!! i mean seriusly i was propa laughin!! n it was jus funni lol i cant elaborate but yea it was funni n sumhow helmand thort it was kl 2 hav pix of his spit on his fone lol weird or wot..wot cracked me up was da way navid was walkin lol hilarious n he thort we dint notice hehe...aww he gone 2 canada so he missd our day out

n today was da last day of college so summer's finally hea!! :D hopefully do my drivin n earn sum money! yea so 2day had a maths test 4 lyk 1/2 hr lol wich i faild lol n den bio we jus tlkd n took fotos but sum1 namely kiran n simran dint wna b in da sm pic so now i dnt hav a pic of our lol bio cru lol...went 2 a memorial 4 7/7 at break tym..der was a lil drama presenation n omg it actually made me feel lyk i was on da train..i was about 2 cry...i felt me heart thump! dey were lyk makin announcements how da train ppl do n dey repeated da sm ting all at da sm tym but gt louder n louder n den dey all screamed n it scared da hell out of me! i mean seriusly lyk propa deathly screams! n we lytd candles n it was sooo sad..i really for all da ppl affected by it n i tink it was gd dat lyk sum of us muslims went cos it showd dat we care too n its only da extremists hu giv us all a bad name...well afta dat i had psych which finishd early lol n dint do ne wrk in..den hopefully my last eva lesson of french!! n thank god lol cos dey doin sum french writer nxt yr n french movies!!

n now our day 2 harrow lol! we walkd 2 harrow via a cemetery tanx 2 hassan, helmand n mo but wasnt dat bad lol jus a steep hill at da exit so we hadta go slowly lol n den we seperated 4m da guys cos dey wanted 2 watch a movi n we were all starvin!! went 2 pizza hut n were told it was a 30min wait but ended up waitin lyk 1hr, eventually gt our table upstairs wich was empty by da tym we gt der lol cept 4 ova domz ppl so we had loadsa fun as we kinda had da place 2 ourselves...i havta say much betta dan kebabland so well done 2 zara hu persuaded every1 2 wait a while lol we propa ate lyk 25 slices! lol cos we all got da buffet...our surprisin record was 8 slices by 1 girl!! lol but i only managed lyk 4 cos had da yummy salad bar n pasta!! we were der 4 aages n had soo much fun...pix n all..dey up on myspace...i tink we are all closer now at the end of the year cos in summer its easier 2 sit 2geva and everytin lyk outside on da grass..in da winter ders only da canteen..so we all closer n i tink its rlly kl dat in 1yr we hav becum gd friends.

oh n its my sistas bday 2mw so we gta do sumtin but dno wot..we goin 4 a weddin at da msq lol so ova dan dat dno...n im gettin told off 4 not doin netin by my dad cos im spose 2 luv her n all dat...hehe will c how it goes 2mw..plus me wkin.

HAPPI ANNIVERSARY!!

So jus to say:

HAPPY 30 YRS TO MY PARENTS!!!

i can't believe dey bin married 4 dat long lol wow! well i jus hope dat wen da day cumz i hav a gd a marriage as dey have n i hope dat i can b a gd a parent as dey are...
luv ya! xx